Gas Station Grub: Dill Pickle Pretzels

I stumbled upon these at the gas station while purchasing some Red Vines, a Red Bull and some chew. I needed to round out the breakfast meal with another level of the food pyramid and these fit the bill.  Just an absolute gourmet meal at it's finest.  These little shits deserve an award! This is not a paid advertisement, however if they want to send a delivery truck here to drop off a pallet, I wouldn't be upset about it. You don't get a Dad Bod like this one eating salads.  BHL Cup physique in training.